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Arched distressed white bubble letters read "MAN THIS SOME" in a curved semicircle

In a timber town built on sawmills and hard work

Gladiators who announce their flatulence with a raised sword and a dramatic point deserve a Latin name for it

Buck Russell turning a power drill into an interrogation tool is the most effective parenting technique ever deployed in the Chicago suburbs

Gold script lettering reads "Vince and Paul's" above a ribbon banner with "Steak House" in slanted capitals

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